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marval | 22:25 Fri 11th Nov 2016 | Jokes
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I was telling the police officer how local youths had thrown a milk bottle at me and just missed.

He asked, "Skimmed past your face?"

I replied, "No, full fat over my shoulder."
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That's an udder travesty!
22:27 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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Full fat? How many calories are you shouldering?
22:38 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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Were they trying to butter you up then, Madam....?
22:39 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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At least I didn't scream.
23:16 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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No good crying over spilt milk!
23:30 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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Was it pastyoureyes ?
00:43 Sat 12th Nov 2016

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