I thought it was universally accepted that the above phrase is the polite way of saying 'I have no desire to ever speak to you again'.
After two dates with one guy last week and a request for a third on Saturday I decided he wasn't my cup of tea, so I said let's just be friends.
Cue a barrage of texts along the lines of 'did I do something wrong?' 'is there someone else?' 'I should have paid you more attention shouldn't I'. It was two dates. TWO!
eeugghh, I always attract the weirdos.
I'm telling you this partly because I'm bored and procrastinating and partly because if I disappear off the face of the earth you'll know who to tell the police to suspect.
Think I might spend the evening making up some home made pepper spray and training the cat for personal protection.