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Jemisa

Jems Op.

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry Jemisa stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The...
10:13 Sun 21st Oct 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:19 Sun 21st Oct 2012
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starone

Me - a true story

A Lovely Story About Me: One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. (That would be me...) But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day. The End...
23:27 Sat 20th Oct 20123 answers, last by askyourgran 23:35 Sat 20th Oct 2012
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Toes

Does the moon have a face??

Eh ........................well does it?
22:05 Sat 20th Oct 201240 answers, last by moonraker558 10:36 Sun 21st Oct 2012
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parkie

Man flu

Been indisposed for a couple of days with man flu'. Hope everyone else is ok?
16:52 Fri 19th Oct 201258 answers, last by parkdale 00:30 Sat 20th Oct 2012
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plowter

Why is the wife of a duke called a duchess and not a dukess?

Why is the wife of a duke called a duchess and not a dukess?
22:39 Sat 13th Oct 201226 answers, last by jno 01:10 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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AB Editor

Nominations For AB Christmas Song Here Please!

Make your suggestions here for replacing the Wizzard song we currently have on the Chrismas page :) Youtube links welcome!...
09:02 Wed 10th Oct 201230 answers, last by tonyav 22:09 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Jemisa

the broken leg...

The Broken leg............... "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past!...
23:32 Sun 07th Oct 20124 answers, last by marval 16:02 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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starone

the business deal

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me...
22:32 Sat 06th Oct 20122 answers, last by Jemisa 00:17 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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emmie

Shopping

Not sure about anyone else but i don't care for shopping all that much. It has to be done, so just another chore. Standing in a long queue in sainsbury's earlier, the young guy on the checkout was as...
18:07 Sat 06th Oct 201238 answers, last by em10 07:05 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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keenanthomps

Car insurance

I wanted to renew insurance and was told because I was divorced I would be charged £35.00extra, I asked why and was told because I was divorced I could be using my car more to go out !,,,,,, any...
19:33 Fri 05th Oct 201220 answers, last by keenanthomps 22:08 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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ll_billym

Karaoke

I was having a great time at the Nazi karaoke evening... And then I went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like I love Jews.
13:05 Thu 04th Oct 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 21:41 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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friedgreentomato

Help zeb losing power

Hi there, as you may know my beloved zeb is my life!! Vitara jls 17 years old today started playing up, once the auto clutch turns off she seems to lose power and judders as if she is going to cut...
16:47 Fri 28th Sep 201229 answers, last by friedgreentomato 16:51 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Jemisa

It pays to...

It Pays To Be Yourself ~~~~~ Jack decided to go skiing with his mate, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They...
14:50 Wed 26th Sep 20124 answers, last by tonyav 18:10 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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factor-fiction

Advert music

No it's not a desktop query. Several times today I've jumped when Edwyn Collins' Girl Like You has blurted out at me from an advert on AB and it's just made Mrs Factor. I could leave my speakers to...
18:36 Mon 24th Sep 20125 answers, last by factor30 11:34 Tue 25th Sep 2012
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excelsior-1

good morning early birds.

well .. there is definitely a slight nip in the overnight air this morning. a sure sign that autumn is well and truly here. but the air is nice and still. i love a tranquil morning. happy day to you...
05:17 Fri 21st Sep 201289 answers, last by Dee Sa 12:53 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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LochNessMonster

Jungle Quest !

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to...
13:20 Thu 20th Sep 20127 answers, last by tonyav 12:38 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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Jemisa

An Old...

An Old Man~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An old man took his wife to the doctor"s. After a short examination the doctor said, "I"m afraid your wife"s mind has...
12:49 Sun 16th Sep 20124 answers, last by Canary42 05:00 Mon 17th Sep 2012
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Jemisa

Call the RSPCA

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top ", she...
12:04 Sat 15th Sep 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:57 Sat 15th Sep 2012
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Jemisa

FTAO Sqad...

After bypass surgery, the patient asks his doctor, "Can I start having sex soon?" The doctor replies, "Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart's not ready for any excitement!"...
11:45 Sat 15th Sep 20127 answers, last by tonyav 12:56 Sat 15th Sep 2012
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AB Editor

Fancy Setting Up Your Own BBC Canteen?

There's one going cheap here: http://www.ppauctions...=20&sort=2&thisPage=1 Let us know what you'd set up with it!...
12:24 Wed 12th Sep 201230 answers, last by em10 18:15 Wed 12th Sep 2012

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